For Halloween, I and fellow content creator Christopher Tom had a a little contest to see who could get their Halloween video done first. The loser would have to make a spam flash in honor of the winner. I lost. My spam flash is not currently complete, but it would contain this song, which is totally NOT gay, and is about my admiration for Chris. I will get around to making that spam flash one day.
lyrics
Christopher Tom's the best
I'm wearing my mom's dress
'Cause I'm now a chick,
And I want chris tom's dick
I want chris to cum inside me,
Even though I have a cock
But we can work this out,
'Cause we can still dock.
This song is so gay
So I hope you're now happy.
I'm gonna go away,
And oh god, why are you fapping?
...
Well whatever...
Suck me off Chris (suck me off)
Suck me off Chris (suck me off)
Suck me off Chris (suck me off)
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