Originally a piano instrumental, then with added joke lyrics, and now a punk rock joke song, Cave Jokes has come a long way and is still a joke, but it's pretty fun I think. I'm surprised I managed to do the vocals on this how I did, 'cause I've never really tried anything like it before.
lyrics
I am digging in a cave
I found some rocks and found some stuff
I am digging in a cave
I hurt my cock and found I'm tough
I'm just kidding this really hurts
Oh God please help, I feel blood squirts
Please God, help me. Why will you not?
Oh fine, screw you. Oh no, blood clots!
I was digging in a cave,
Now I'm dead 'cause loss of blood.
I wish I was at a rave,
But instead I felt a thud.
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