Don't Cum on Me

from My Ears are Bleeding and My Throat is Sore by Now It's Art

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This is a parody of "Don't Call on Me" by Christopher tom. When I first heard that song, I kept hearing "don't cum on me" the final time he says it, and I couldn't stop hearing it, so I eventually ended up writing it as a parody. The vocals on this are obviously shit, that's intentional, because this is a shitty parody, or, cummy rather. I wrote this a while ago and was finally able to record vocals for it, and honestly, this is what made me make this whole EP.

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Don't ever cum on me, so help you 'cause I can't be trusted; I've got a big dick.
Don't ever cum on anyone else, you can trust me.
I don't know what I am saying,
I'm just trying to get laid.

Don't ever cum on me, so help you 'cause I can't be trusted; I've got a big dick.
Don't ever cum on anyone else, you can trust me.
I don't know what I am saying,
I'm just trying to get laid.

Forever thrusting on everything,
I won't give in now.
Forever cumming on everything-
Boy, ya done goofed now;
Don't cum on me!

Don't ever cum on me, so help you 'cause I can't be trusted; You'll feel my big dick.
Don't ever cum on anyone else, you can trust me.
I don't know what I am saying,
I'm just trying to get laid.

Don't ever cum on me, so help you 'cause I can't be trusted; I've got a big dick.
Don't ever cum on anyone else, I will rape you.
I don't know what I am saying,
I'm just trying to get laid.

Don't ever cum on me, so help you 'cause I can't be trusted; I've got a big dick.
Don't ever cum on anyone else, you can trust me.
I don't know what I am saying,
I'm just trying to get laid.

Don't cum on me!

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from My Ears are Bleeding and My Throat is Sore, released April 1, 2016

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