A parody of "Don't Call on Me" by Christopher Tom, originally released as part of my April Fools EP.
I was gonna add some fx to this to differentiate it from the EP version and make it sound a bit more punk, but ultimately decided against it 'cause it just didn't sound right.
lyrics
Don't ever cum on me, so help you 'cause I can't be trusted; I've got a big
dick.
Don't ever cum on anyone else, you can trust me.
I don't know what I am saying,
I'm just trying to get laid.
Don't ever cum on me, so help you 'cause I can't be trusted; I've got a big
dick.
Don't ever cum on anyone else, you can trust me.
I don't know what I am saying,
I'm just trying to get laid.
Forever thrusting on everything,
I won't give in now.
Forever cumming on everything-
Boy, ya done goofed now;
Don't cum on me!
Don't ever cum on me, so help you 'cause I can't be trusted; You'll feel my
big dick.
Don't ever cum on anyone else, you can trust me.
I don't know what I am saying,
I'm just trying to get laid.
Don't ever cum on me, so help you 'cause I can't be trusted; I've got a big
dick.
Don't ever cum on anyone else, I will rape you.
I don't know what I am saying,
I'm just trying to get laid.
Don't ever cum on me, so help you 'cause I can't be trusted; I've got a big
dick.
Don't ever cum on anyone else, you can trust me.
I don't know what I am saying,
I'm just trying to get laid.
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