My Ears are Bleeding and My Throat is Sore

by Now It's Art

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1.
Punk Rock Cave Jokes 00:59
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I am digging in a cave I found some rocks and found some stuff I am digging in a cave I hurt my cock and found I'm tough I'm just kidding this really hurts Oh God please help, I feel blood squirts Please God, help me. Why will you not? Oh fine, screw you. Oh no, blood clots! I was digging in a cave, Now I'm dead 'cause loss of blood. I wish I was at a rave, But instead I felt a thud. Uh... Eh? *sound of dead*
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Grind 00:26
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Grind, grind, grind, grind, Grind, grind, grind, grind, Grind, grind, grind, grind, Grind, grind, grind, grind, Grind, grind, grind, grind, Grind, grind, grind, Level up!
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Don't Cum on Me 01:48
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Don't ever cum on me, so help you 'cause I can't be trusted; I've got a big dick. Don't ever cum on anyone else, you can trust me. I don't know what I am saying, I'm just trying to get laid. Don't ever cum on me, so help you 'cause I can't be trusted; I've got a big dick. Don't ever cum on anyone else, you can trust me. I don't know what I am saying, I'm just trying to get laid. Forever thrusting on everything, I won't give in now. Forever cumming on everything- Boy, ya done goofed now; Don't cum on me! Don't ever cum on me, so help you 'cause I can't be trusted; You'll feel my big dick. Don't ever cum on anyone else, you can trust me. I don't know what I am saying, I'm just trying to get laid. Don't ever cum on me, so help you 'cause I can't be trusted; I've got a big dick. Don't ever cum on anyone else, I will rape you. I don't know what I am saying, I'm just trying to get laid. Don't ever cum on me, so help you 'cause I can't be trusted; I've got a big dick. Don't ever cum on anyone else, you can trust me. I don't know what I am saying, I'm just trying to get laid. Don't cum on me!
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Fucked in Every Orifice 01:07
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Oh my god, my ears are bleeding! And my throat is sore from all the screaming! Why did I do this? Instead of working on more important things, I had a day to myself and decided I should sing, But instead I made these garbage songs But it's April Fools, so that's not wrong! Just shut up and enjoy the tunes. Something good will come out soon. It's almost done, soon! I swear, Otherwise I'll rip out all my hair. This song is pointless, why go on? I wasted time, and that's not fine. I'm sleep-deprived though, so whatever. My next cartoon will be much better. Whatever, now I guess I'm done, At least this was still kinda fun. I hope that you at least somewhat enjoyed- Or at least I hope you weren't annoyed. 'Cause Oh my god, my ears are bleeding! And my throat is sore from all the screaming! Why did I do this? Why did I do this?!

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In honor of April Fools, I have made an EP of joke songs, because I've been wanting to make music and hey, this is a decent first actual thing, I think. I had fun making this at least, so that's good enough for me.

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released April 1, 2016

Instrumentals put together in FL Studio by Billy Stevenson

Vocals by Billy Stevenson

Instrumental on "Don't Cum on Me" by Christopher Tom

Additional instrumentation by Jordan Rugly

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